Whitey, your celebrity is costing us too much

Having heard that it is costing something like $20,000 a trip (maybe even $40,000 or $20,000,000, it's all the same to me) to transport Whitey Bulger to the courthouse each morning, I encourage us funders of this excursion to assert our creativity.  There are alternative solutions to using our Coast Guard; for example, let's bring the court personnel to the prison.  Or, let's utilize our high school tech ed classes to construct a highly re-usable, portable cell to place in a closet or some other small space at the courthouse in South Boston.  There have to be a multitude of other creative alternatives.  Ideas?